Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44581 times)

ekpent · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:59:54 AM »

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

kghost · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2014, 05:13:10 AM »

Quote from: tomk1960 on May 25, 2014, 04:38:30 AM
Measure twice, cut once. Then get a new piece and start over.

Measure with a Micrometer, Mark it with a chalk, cut it with a chainsaw.........

martin99 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2014, 08:06:19 AM »

Better five minutes late in this world than five minutes early in the next.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

flybox1 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2014, 08:33:43 AM »

It only works if you do.

754 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2014, 08:54:15 AM »

I know I put it away in a safe place, I just can't remember where..
But I know it's safe........................

Don R · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2014, 01:46:19 PM »

It fits just like the original,

bjbuchanan · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2014, 02:29:15 PM »

Ran when parked...$4k firm

kghost · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2014, 11:17:52 PM »

If it were easy women and little children would do it

Schnell · « **Reply #33 on:** May 26, 2014, 05:38:19 AM »

better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it

Unless you're talking about condoms. (Think about it.)

"A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving." -Lao Tsu

MoMo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 26, 2014, 07:29:36 AM »

Ride like you're invisible

the advice I always give to new riders...Larry

Hot500 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 26, 2014, 12:29:33 PM »

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

dave500 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 26, 2014, 12:38:15 PM »

I think this mans going places?the further the better!

Bailgang · « **Reply #37 on:** May 26, 2014, 12:45:17 PM »

I type slow so you can understand me.

dave500 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 26, 2014, 01:06:11 PM »

you should've seen what I just heard!

SohRon · « **Reply #39 on:** May 26, 2014, 01:36:11 PM »

Don't believe everything you think!

MrGardman · « **Reply #40 on:** May 26, 2014, 01:51:34 PM »

Tighten it until it squeaks.

gto_ron · « **Reply #41 on:** May 26, 2014, 02:32:50 PM »

It's better to be lonely than wishing you were alone.

hillcountrymac · « **Reply #42 on:** May 26, 2014, 03:17:27 PM »

he who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up with smelly fingers.And the oldie but goody(SECOND IS THE FIRST LOSER)

Mcwilliams570 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 26, 2014, 03:40:01 PM »

The grass is always greener (women) on the other side. Its best to tend to your own yard (wife).

AJK · « **Reply #44 on:** May 26, 2014, 06:14:27 PM »

I think this mans going places?the further the better!

Lets get him promoted, out of harms way.

rb550four · « **Reply #45 on:** May 26, 2014, 06:23:01 PM »

In my area when asked a question , the answer is usually
Hard to say, not knowing.

greenjeans · « **Reply #46 on:** May 27, 2014, 09:01:19 AM »

Don't make it harder than it is.

Dave Voss · « **Reply #47 on:** May 27, 2014, 09:08:22 AM »

Every day you wake up is a good day.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48 on:** May 27, 2014, 02:51:38 PM »

Don't make it harder than it is.

Forget Viagra then.....

gregripko · « **Reply #49 on:** May 27, 2014, 03:06:42 PM »

(these are great btw)

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