Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44451 times)

74cb750 · « **Reply #325 on:** July 19, 2018, 08:38:52 AM »

"Life is Good" , I read on someone's T-shirt.....my roommates' T-shirt said: "Life sucks, then you die." Guess which one was correct.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #326 on:** July 19, 2018, 10:00:06 AM »

It is not paranoia when they truely are out to get you!

scottly · « **Reply #327 on:** July 19, 2018, 08:16:24 PM »

I saw a T-shirt the other day:
"Yeah, I'm old. I got to see all the cool bands"

754 · « **Reply #328 on:** July 19, 2018, 09:53:47 PM »

Quote from: RAF122S on July 19, 2018, 10:00:06 AM

It is not paranoia when they truely are out to get you!

The Tshirt I remember said..
Just because You are Paranoid,
Does not mean, they aren't out to Get You..

754 · « **Reply #329 on:** July 19, 2018, 09:57:59 PM »

Quote from: spotty on July 07, 2018, 02:54:27 AM

There's no such thing as sh1t beer by the 3rd glass

They all look good at closing time..

I never went to bed with an ugly Woman, but I sure woke up with some..

We don't get along in the Daytime but we sure get along at night..

Gurp · « **Reply #330 on:** July 23, 2018, 06:01:37 PM »

Relationships are like farts if you have to push it's probably #$%*!!!

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #331 on:** July 23, 2018, 06:11:57 PM »

Given enough time, stupidity is self-correcting.

jgger · « **Reply #332 on:** July 23, 2018, 06:18:10 PM »

Quote from: OldSchool_IsCool on July 23, 2018, 06:11:57 PM

Given enough time, stupidity is self-correcting.

No it ain't! It lives FOREVER!!!!!!!

HondaMan · « **Reply #333 on:** July 23, 2018, 06:48:45 PM »

If you have to PUSH the trigger, you are on the wrong side...

krusty · « **Reply #334 on:** July 24, 2018, 11:57:23 PM »

'tis better to keep one's mouth closed and look the fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

scottly · « **Reply #335 on:** July 26, 2018, 08:54:34 PM »

"Poor planning on your account does not constitute a dire emergency on my account"

754 · « **Reply #336 on:** July 26, 2018, 10:05:22 PM »

Quote from: scottly on July 26, 2018, 08:54:34 PM

"Poor planning on your account does not constitute a dire emergency on my account"

Goes with If You wanted it Then, should have brought it in a WEEK earlier..

ken65 · « **Reply #337 on:** July 26, 2018, 10:47:49 PM »

If at first you don't succeed. Try something easier.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #338 on:** July 27, 2018, 12:54:36 AM »

A man has gotta know his limitations. - Clint Eastwood

70CB750 · « **Reply #339 on:** July 27, 2018, 08:34:15 AM »

Necessity is the mother of weird cooperations.

vfourfreak · « **Reply #340 on:** July 27, 2018, 08:43:49 AM »

We were all given two ears and one mouth. It's best to use them in that proportion.

madmtnmotors · « **Reply #341 on:** July 27, 2018, 09:06:56 AM »

The term "vegetarian" is derived from an old Indian word for "Lousy Hunter"

Haven't read the entire thread, my apologies if it has already been shared. It's worth repeating though!

MoMo · « **Reply #342 on:** July 27, 2018, 08:20:56 PM »

If you're not a liberal when you are young you have no spark for life; if you're not a conservative when you grow up, you haven't learned a damn thing in life. A modification of a Winston Churchill quote

74cb750 · « **Reply #343 on:** July 28, 2018, 01:32:48 AM »

"Chuck a Moose, Chuck a Moose."
my daughter would say this when she was 6 - 25 years old and happy, so
not really mine quote. ;-)

calj737 · « **Reply #344 on:** July 28, 2018, 03:26:22 AM »

Beauty catches attention, character attracts the heart.

Yamahawk · « **Reply #345 on:** July 28, 2018, 06:21:27 AM »

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you...

pmanning · « **Reply #346 on:** July 28, 2018, 09:23:23 AM »

from an old boss:

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh** and syphylis.

madmtnmotors · « **Reply #347 on:** July 28, 2018, 11:30:43 AM »

It's not that I'm unfeeling, it's that I'm uncaring... and that makes me feel bad.

Gurp · « **Reply #348 on:** July 29, 2018, 07:47:24 PM »

It's hard to tell who is more jealous sometimes the awife or the Girlfriend....

Real life for me after the cheating wife and I separated few yeara back. I started dating and she wanted me back. She was jealous of everygirl and banged or dated and they where jealous of her

jgger · « **Reply #349 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:51:49 PM »

Sticks and stones may break my bones.................But they are the most popular tools for Harley mechanics.

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44451 times)

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