Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44459 times)

jgger · « **Reply #350 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:53:50 PM »

The early bird gets the worm, and the second mouse gets the cheese. The real trick is knowing which one to emulate in any given situation!

74cb750 · « **Reply #351 on:** August 28, 2018, 03:25:45 AM »

Quote from: jgger on August 27, 2018, 08:51:49 PM

Sticks and stones may break my bones.................But they are the most popular tools for Harley mechanics.

I like this one.

70CB750 · « **Reply #352 on:** August 28, 2018, 04:05:55 AM »

dave500 · « **Reply #353 on:** August 28, 2018, 04:27:40 AM »

ive been driving trucks for ever,been 17 years now in skip bin trucks,when we get a new guy me or another guy or both will have him for a day and show him how and sus him out etc,once he gets through us he gets the skip truck drivers blessing.

MAY ALL YOUR SKIPS BE LIGHT AND THE HEAVY ONES FULL OF GOLD!

rocket johnny · « **Reply #354 on:** August 28, 2018, 09:54:16 AM »

some of it's magic ,, some of it's tragic , but i've had a good life all the way . jimmy buffet

Gurp · « **Reply #355 on:** August 28, 2018, 08:57:55 PM »

Fast bikes and cheap cheap women are no way to live. But it's better than cheap bikes and fast women.

MoMo · « **Reply #356 on:** August 28, 2018, 09:07:09 PM »

Cheap and fast women are a good thing, right?

Gurp · « **Reply #357 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:40:34 AM »

With protection they are.
My dad used to say be safe when i left the house.
I always replied "I have a box of rubbers, a motorcycle helmet and a 9mm of im not safe i was #$%*ed from the start anyways". Lmao

754 · « **Reply #358 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:02:51 PM »

754 says
It's ok for your old original paint to have scars, as long as it has less scars than You do......

RAFster122s · « **Reply #359 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:42:29 PM »

"If you are going to be stupid, you better be tough" - John Wayne

RAFster122s · « **Reply #360 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:45:49 PM »

"Any more than two shakes and you are playing with yourself!" - Clint Eastwood

Don R · « **Reply #361 on:** August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM »

The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

70CB750 · « **Reply #362 on:** August 30, 2018, 03:16:49 AM »

Good #$%* is better than bad sex.

jgger · « **Reply #363 on:** August 30, 2018, 05:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Don R on August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM

The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

That's a little bit different than my plumber friend told me, his version was;;
Water and $#!t run down hill
Lunch truck comes at noon........and
Keep your fingers out of your mouth!

70CB750 · « **Reply #364 on:** August 30, 2018, 05:31:31 AM »

Don R · « **Reply #365 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:31:20 PM »

He without toilet has no place to go.

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #366 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:25:28 AM »

Quote from: Don R on August 31, 2018, 09:31:20 PM

He without toilet has no place to go.

true...but also not true, as he is gonna have to go somewhere...

Don R · « **Reply #367 on:** September 01, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »

The strongest thing in the world is poo, not even an elephant can hold it back.

Gurp · « **Reply #368 on:** September 01, 2018, 07:00:53 PM »

Its better to be petered out than petered in.

70CB750 · « **Reply #369 on:** September 07, 2018, 04:50:05 AM »

demon78 · « **Reply #370 on:** September 09, 2018, 04:03:01 AM »

Ohh #$%* I've done it again, (mostly in my head and before the inevitable pain)
Bill the demon.

Don R · « **Reply #371 on:** September 09, 2018, 09:32:40 AM »

Quote from: jgger on August 30, 2018, 05:28:15 AM

Quote from: Don R on August 30, 2018, 01:27:19 AM
The three things plumbers need to know, Hot goes left, payday is Friday and the boss is an #$%*.

That's a little bit different than my plumber friend told me, his version was;;
Water and $#!t run down hill
Lunch truck comes at noon........and
Keep your fingers out of your mouth!

Never share a bag of chips with the roto rooter guy.

754 · « **Reply #372 on:** September 18, 2018, 06:52:00 PM »

754 says..
I WILL NOT. . Wait till I can't ride distances... to say I WISH I would have gone while I COULD...

.....I think anyone over 55 should really think about that. .

je750f · « **Reply #373 on:** September 19, 2018, 08:29:57 AM »

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” ― WC Fields.

Don R · « **Reply #374 on:** September 19, 2018, 06:30:14 PM »

Quote from: 754 on September 18, 2018, 06:52:00 PM

754 says..
I WILL NOT. . Wait till I can't ride distances... to say I WISH I would have gone while I COULD...

.....I think anyone over 55 should really think about that. .

I think about it a lot Frank.

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44459 times)