The French policeman stops his Jaguar and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man,
and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a
quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the
Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking
questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving...
on the other side???
