Topic: Ain't this the truth...

[nickjtc]

Hmmmm...

[Bob Wessner]

 

[mcpuffett]

  , good one, mick.

[nickjtc]

One for the ladies.

And God created the heavens and the earth, and then created man. And to keep man company he created woman.....

After a while Adam goes up to God for a chat and says, "I'm really grateful for you creating Eve to be my companion, but I have a couple of questions, if you don't mind."
"Go, ahead'" says God.
"Well, first of all, why did you make her so gosh darn'd beautful? At times it can be a real distraction."
"Oh," replies God. "That's so you will find it easier to lovr her and cherish her."
"OK," says Adam. "But why did you make her so frickin' stupid?"
"Ah," says God. "That's so she would be able to love you."

[Bob Wessner]

I fail to see the humor.   

[nickjtc]

You are right. It isn't very funny.

[cbjunkie]

BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAHA!!!

y'all are crackin' me up!

[aptech77]

 

[Rushoid]

The (short) version I heard was: Adam asked God for a companion. God thought about it and said, "Ok. I've got the perfect thing. But, you'll have to give me one hand, one leg, and an eye." Adam thought a while, then asked, "What can I get for a rib?" 

[firecracker]

Of course, after God created Adam & Eve, he would often come back to check on them.

One of those times, he found Adam, but didn't see Eve anywhere.  When he asked about her, Adam told God she was washing herself in the ocean.  God's response?

Great!     Now how am I gonna get that smell off the fish?!?


      

[nickjtc]

Of course, after God created Adam & Eve, he would often come back to check on them.
One of those times, he found Adam, but didn't see Eve anywhere.  When he asked about her, Adam told God she was washing herself in the ocean.  God's response?
Great!     Now how am I gonna get that smell off the fish?!?
     

Ouch!

[Sam Green Racing]

and double ouch

[Rsnip988]

OMG all these are funny...


RKS