Hop on a Honda,
Fill it up till it wets your leg then drain some out - oh sorry that wasn't oil..
Dave,
before you start the motor with only a little oil in it - half fill the oil tank, kick the starter 10 times to get oil into the sump, then check the level in the tank till half full again.
run it for a few minutes then check the tank dipstick - adjust as necessary
Mine tooke 3.5 litres from nearly dead empty - new filter in, engine had been out - sump off - and pretty dry but still some oil was in there...