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Offline Retro Rocket

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Scottish banter
« on: June 29, 2014, 09:39:23 PM »
I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking, their accents appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked "Hello Ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "Its Wales you bloody idiot, Wales", So I apologized and said "I'm so sorry, are you three Whales from Scotland?"

And thats the last thing I remember.... :o :P ;D
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2014, 03:16:42 AM »
Probably only Scottish women are tough enough to roll you, Mate!  ;)

Reminds me of my last birthday. My wife exclaimed at my age, something of a disappointed look I saw. I then explained to her that "Men, like fine wine, getter better with age!" She responded with, "What about women?" I replied, "Women age like milk..."  Next thing I remember we are celebrating Xmas (my birthday is in July)
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Re: Scottish banter
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2014, 11:03:50 AM »
Lol


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Re: Scottish banter
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2014, 03:26:21 PM »
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Re: Scottish banter
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2014, 01:18:44 PM »
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