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Homemade tool website
« on: July 25, 2014, 01:07:02 am »
I don't know if this thing has a bot that scours the web for images and reposts them or what or what, but I found this sohc4 post by googling "faux fiddy."

The tool is actually for a 350f..not 500  ..ha ha ha...

http://www.homemadetools.net/motorcycle-brake-caliper-seal-tool
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 09:00:24 pm »
Still no news on my wanking machine............. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2014, 02:12:22 am »
Screw the homemade tool forum, Patent it first, then advertise it,  and flood the market.  Become a multi billionaire.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2014, 05:37:55 pm »
I think I will once I iron some bugs out mate, I might swap out the feather dusters for micro-fibre dusters to bring it into the 21st century and reduce the stiction problems I've been encountering........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Homemade tool website
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 01:28:30 am »
that idea sucks terry,,,,now theres an idea?!

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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 01:47:37 am »
No, there'll be no more vacuum cleaner attachments Dave, not after the casualty nurse gave me such a hard time........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Homemade tool website
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2014, 02:01:11 am »
that blows!,,,now theres an idea?

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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2014, 02:15:37 am »
Well, that's actually the preferred end result.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Homemade tool website
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2014, 12:34:57 am »
I just saw an expose on porn tonight and they mentioned the Real Touch.  It is a USB controlled wanking machine. Go Figure.

http://www.realtouchinteractive.com/?rtbounce=1
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2014, 01:16:56 am »
Wow, that does look a bit more professional than my shoebox with a feather duster and a crank handle......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2014, 01:29:47 am »
Yeah, they mentioned Australia, too. Many years behind. The pirate movie porn had to be edited to not include a sword fight.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2014, 02:17:50 am »
no way im clicking that link!

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2014, 02:36:11 am »
Yeah, they mentioned Australia, too. Many years behind. The pirate movie porn had to be edited to not include a sword fight.

I thought "Sword Fights" were only in gay porno's? ;D

I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2014, 09:34:24 am »
no way im clicking that link!

From what I understand about the device is there is the wanking machine that you put your junk in, and plug into the computer, and somewhere in cyberspace there is another person with a joystick sort of device that controls the wanker mechanism.

Yeah, they mentioned Australia, too. Many years behind. The pirate movie porn had to be edited to not include a sword fight.

I thought "Sword Fights" were only in gay porno's? ;D



Yeah, the person in cyber space is probably  a gay dude, too.
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Re: Homemade tool website
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 02:54:04 am »
its probably you faux fiddy?

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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 01:17:58 pm »
No, not me I take poontang over cyberdick. And just guessing, it's way too expensive of a toy for me to buy.
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Re: Homemade tool website
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2015, 10:30:56 am »
I don't know if this thing has a bot that scours the web for images and reposts them or what or what, but I found this sohc4 post by googling "faux fiddy."

The tool is actually for a 350f..not 500  ..ha ha ha...

http://www.homemadetools.net/motorcycle-brake-caliper-seal-tool

Ken here from HomemadeTools.net.

I know this thread is an old one, but thanks for the link!  No bots, just real people who appreciate homemade tools and the ingenuity behind them. :)

To celebrate our 20,000th homemade tool, we made a new ebook featuring our top 50 homemade tools. You guys are welcome to it for free:

http://download.homemadetools.net/50MustReadTools.pdf


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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2015, 02:19:57 am »
Thanks Ken, you're tops! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

 

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