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Offline hondalav

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at the pub in Queensland
« on: August 06, 2014, 04:24:09 AM »
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said “Give me your number, sexy”

I replied “Have you got a pen?” She smiled and said “Yes.” I replied, “Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
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Re: at the pub in Queensland
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 04:35:05 AM »
That sounds about right.  Out west the men are men...and so are the women ;D
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Re: at the pub in Queensland
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 03:50:27 PM »
They may be ugly but they ride like a bull.... ;D :o
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Re: at the pub in Queensland
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 11:10:57 AM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on August 06, 2014, 03:50:27 PM
They may be ugly but they ride like a bull.... ;D :o

That could offend certain members mate !!!!! Deemed inane possibly.

Kev  ;)
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Re: at the pub in Queensland
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2014, 03:16:44 PM »
Quote from: vfourfreak on August 07, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on August 06, 2014, 03:50:27 PM
They may be ugly but they ride like a bull.... ;D :o

That could offend certain members mate !!!!! Deemed inane possibly.

Kev  ;)

It could even be sexist or discriminatory mate, did you know our whinger is a feminist..?  Fcuk certain members Kev.... ;D ;)
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