Author Topic: First time (Read 6151 times)

mrbreeze · « **on:** September 26, 2006, 12:19:31 AM »

A newly married couple are in their honeymoon suite and are about to settle down for their first sex encounter.The groom starts taking off his shoes and the bride shrieks"What is wrong with your feet?" He says "OH,I have toelio." She says"You mean polio?" He says"No,I have toelio." So he takes off his pants.She jumps up and shouts"What in the world is wrong with your legs?" He tells her"I have kneezles." She replies"You mean measles?" He says"No,I have kneezles."He pulls off his briefs and she jumps up....."Oh my GOD!!!!....you have small cox too!!!!!!!"

eldar · « **Reply #1 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:25:04 AM »

And HOW did she miss all this before?

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #2 on:** September 26, 2006, 01:20:45 PM »

Gordon · « **Reply #3 on:** September 26, 2006, 04:50:12 PM »

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on September 26, 2006, 07:25:04 AM

And HOW did she miss all this before?

It's set in that fairytale land where people save themselves for marriage.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Gordon on September 26, 2006, 04:50:12 PM

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on September 26, 2006, 07:25:04 AM
And HOW did she miss all this before?

It's set in that fairytale land where people save themselves for marriage.

Apparently some people do, even in real life.

aptech77 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2006, 08:56:02 PM »

nickjtc · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:04:33 PM »

Hey, aptech! You're really in a smiley-face mood tonight!

aptech77 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:07:06 PM »

it's short and simple, but still makes a point.

nickjtc · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:11:40 PM »

Quote from: aptech77 on September 30, 2006, 09:07:06 PM

it's short and simple, but still makes a point.

That's what the pygmy said to his girlfriend.

aptech77 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:13:59 PM »

see!

nickjtc · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:17:04 PM »

Quote from: aptech77 on September 30, 2006, 09:13:59 PM

see!

You've got me hooked!

aptech77 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:24:08 PM »

I love to share a good thing.........wait $:-\$

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2006, 02:50:55 AM »

Whats wrong with saving yourself for marriage?

nickjtc · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2006, 08:54:08 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 03, 2006, 02:50:55 AM

Whats wrong with saving yourself for marriage?

Nothing. It's a pity that youngsters today treat 'the first time' the same way they treat everything else....as disposable income. Unfortunately, unlike income, you can't earn more 'first time'.

eldar · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM »

I guess I see nothing wrong with it as long as the first time is done responsibly. But then I really dont place much stock in marriage.
Why should I when over 50% end in divorce. Maybe I just prefer to kick the tires before I by the bike!

That said, I have been with the same person for 9 years and am not married, at least not in paper or by a church but then it has to be in your heart and that is what is important. Not what some church or law states.

nickjtc · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2006, 10:04:17 AM »

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM

I guess I see nothing wrong with it as long as the first time is done responsibly. But then I really dont place much stock in marriage.
Why should I when over 50% end in divorce. Maybe I just prefer to kick the tires before I by the bike!
That said, I have been with the same person for 9 years and am not married, at least not in paper or by a church but then it has to be in your heart and that is what is important. Not what some church or law states.

Fortunately divorce stats are a little better north of the border....not much though. 40%. Hereabouts if you have co-habited with a partner for six months or more you are considered as a partnership in everything but marriage law. Being the old fashioned geezer that I am I see no problem with co-habiting couples not getting married, unless there are children involved. Just my 44 cents worth. (4 cents + inflation)

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2006, 01:01:19 AM »

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM

I guess I see nothing wrong with it as long as the first time is done responsibly. But then I really dont place much stock in marriage.
Why should I when over 50% end in divorce.

Perhaps if more people would "place much stock " in marriage they would rush into it and hence end up married, and divorced.

I have nothing against anyone that just wants to live with someone unmarried, its everyone's perrogative to do what they feel is ok.

I just dont think people should take the marriages they are in so lightly as some do, it is a commitment and a contract, people shouldnt be able to back out of contracts they make, if you agree to marry someone you had better mean it because you should be "stuck" with them for better or worse..

thanks for letting me rant,
I'm getting married in 5 weeks and i take marriage very seriously

RKS

nickjtc · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:21:38 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 05, 2006, 01:01:19 AM

I just dont think people should take the marriages they are in so lightly as some do, it is a commitment and a contract, people shouldnt be able to back out of contracts they make, if you agree to marry someone you had better mean it because you should be "stuck" with them for better or worse..

Personally I think that 'no fault' divorce was the beginning of the end.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:37:48 PM »

indeed

There are exceptions to my rule, for example if the partner was abusive or contracted some sort of STD from Whoring around, the innocent partner shouldnt have to stqay with them under those circumstances, that would be like punnishing them for their spouses mistakes

RKS

nickjtc · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2006, 09:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 05, 2006, 11:37:48 PM

indeed

There are exceptions to my rule, for example if the partner was abusive or contracted some sort of STD from Whoring around, the innocent partner shouldnt have to stqay with them under those circumstances, that would be like punnishing them for their spouses mistakes

RKS

I agree totally with that.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:32:52 AM »

Well we did a great job of killing this post...

RKS

nickjtc · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 12, 2006, 02:32:52 AM

Well we did a great job of killing this post...
RKS

That's what we do.

Rushoid · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2006, 10:18:18 AM »

You guys crack me up!

ic455 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2006, 09:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 05, 2006, 01:01:19 AM

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM
I guess I see nothing wrong with it as long as the first time is done responsibly. But then I really dont place much stock in marriage.
Why should I when over 50% end in divorce.

Perhaps if more people would "place much stock " in marriage they would rush into it and hence end up married, and divorced.

I have nothing against anyone that just wants to live with someone unmarried, its everyone's perrogative to do what they feel is ok.

I just dont think people should take the marriages they are in so lightly as some do, it is a commitment and a contract, people shouldnt be able to back out of contracts they make, if you agree to marry someone you had better mean it because you should be "stuck" with them for better or worse..

thanks for letting me rant,
I'm getting married in 5 weeks and i take marriage very seriously

RKS

I took Marriage very seriously too......before I got married

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2006, 09:13:54 PM »

hmmm I guess I dont know what to say about that

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 12, 2006, 09:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 12, 2006, 09:13:54 PM

hmmm I guess I dont know what to say about that

RKS

Not trying to say Marriage is bad or anything, just in my case it's kinda gone sour.

Best of luck and congratulations to you!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2006, 09:39:21 PM »

well some thing just arent meant to be i guess

sorry you soured

RKS

nickjtc · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2006, 08:03:47 AM »

I have to confess to being a little cynical about the whole marraige thing. When you look at the stats (40 % of first marraiges in Canada fail, 50% in the US) you cannot help but wonder why people bother.... And stats for second marraiges are even worse!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2006, 10:22:59 PM »

People have commitment issues, It kinda died with the whole "liberal-hippie if it feels good do it" thing, the right thing to do is rarely th easy thing, perhaps some people get married that shouldnt... however if people wouldnt screw around before they are sure they want to spend the rest of their lives together, we would have less drama also

there i go ranting again

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2006, 11:17:22 PM »

Yeah, but my wife and I dated since 8th grade, things were great back then

nickjtc · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2006, 09:55:33 AM »

Call me a GHOF, but if people actually stopped and thought about the vows that they make when they are standing in front of each other, and then thought about how they could openly and honestly make a commitment to themselves and each other to live by them, maybe things would be different.

Easy divorce and lack of moral fortitude has sounded the death knell of what was once an honourable institution.

GHOF, out.

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Author Topic: First time (Read 6151 times)

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