The responses here are great... good to laugh when i walk into work for a change.
One interesting note about Vepas: the early ones were designed and built around surplus WWII aircraft starter motors!
The new ones are fairly reliable, although i have seen a few pattern failures, either from the result of teething in the design department, or user neglect/ error. In my experience, although i'm not a scooter rider, and have never taken one out for longer than it takes to do a test ride, the build quality is the main thing that sets them apart from the competition, mainly being the Chinese and Korean scooters. Stellas, another off-brand copy of the old Vespas are made in India, and have been a real huge pain in my ass.