Author Topic: Mountain Man (NOT WORK SAFE) (Read 2780 times)

cleveland · « **on:** October 13, 2006, 12:59:00 PM »

While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods a man came upon another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me!

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later a mountain man strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree
stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the mountain man the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the mountain man shook his head in sympathy,
walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This
just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2006, 10:17:53 PM »

ewe thats just GAY,

verry literally GAY

EWE

RKS

eldar · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2006, 03:01:46 PM »

The first part sounds like what would happen at a drunken frat party!

cleveland · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2006, 03:56:13 PM »

That joke is dam funny, if you have a dry sense of humor. Mine happens to be dessert dry.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2006, 04:20:16 PM »

that wsant even dry humor it ws just GAY, oh well whatever floats your boat..

RKS

Gordon · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2006, 02:49:27 PM »

What's the matter, Richard? Have some "latent" issues you're trying to work out?

cb650 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2006, 03:48:05 PM »

So mush to say! So many people to piss off! I was hopin it was a sheep joke!!!

Terry

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:14:44 AM »

no no latent tendencies, I just find that sort of thing innapropriate and frankly disgusting, and even if people do think its ok, the joke still wasnt funny,

unless of course you like anal raping

I dont so i thought it was stupid

RKS

cleveland · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:59:13 AM »

Well sir, I have obviously offended you. I do apologize.

I figured a group of "do it your selfer's" would have thicker skin and dryer humor. I was obviously wrong.

ieism · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:51:27 AM »

I thought it was funny.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:08:49 AM »

No i wasnt offended, I just didnt think it was funny,
I was offended by the insinuation that i may be queer, being that I'm not.
I have thick skin, but I dont know why it seemed so bad a joke to me,
I'll have to re-read and re-think

RKS

cmorgan47 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:35:46 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 16, 2006, 11:08:49 AM

but I dont know why it seemed so bad a joke to me,
I'll have to re-read and re-think

RKS

maybe cause you're queer?

sorry, too easy.

dusterdude · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:03:01 PM »

WOW!!,this is news.someone managed to get ticked off and cheapo wasnt even involved,i know he`s gonna be pissed.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:12:48 PM »

I must refrain from taking the bait

Sam.

Jv550 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:41:42 PM »

RatBikeRandy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2006, 01:58:52 AM »

I thought it was hilarious. Printed it out and took it to SELECT people at work. Thanks for the laugh.

RatBikeRandy

ic455 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:15:21 PM »

That really happened, you know....here in Kentucky. And just for the record, I didn't kiss the guy on the ear. That would be gay.

cleveland · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:46:37 PM »

Quote from: ic455 on October 20, 2006, 08:15:21 PM

And just for the record, I didn't kiss the guy on the ear. That would be gay.

Oh man, THAT'S funny!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:03:58 AM »

indeed, it was the kissing the ear that made it gay, why didnt i see it before

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2006, 09:18:42 PM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 21, 2006, 01:03:58 AM

indeed, it was the kissing the ear that made it gay, why didnt i see it before

RKS

Exactly. Without the kiss, it's just beastly satisfaction. Ghastly, too, but when you're in the mountains all alone......

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Author Topic: Mountain Man (NOT WORK SAFE) (Read 2780 times)

eldar