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Offline Terry in Australia

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Tasmanian/Danish Joke. Linda, don't look!
« on: May 18, 2005, 09:07:42 PM »
A young man graduated from University of Tasmania with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him
 was to write a human interest story. Being from Tassie, he went back to
 the bush to do his research.
He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced
 himself to the farmer, and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.
The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that
 made you happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep!  One time one of
 my neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a search party and found it.
We all rooted it and took it back home."
I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
 anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my
neighbour's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big
search party that time and found her. After we all rooted her, we took her
back
 home too."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything
 ever happened around here that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head, looked up timidly at the young
 man and said, "I got lost once."
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Tasmanian/Danish Joke. Linda, don't look!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2005, 05:44:58 AM »
Hey Terry, does that joke come from personal experience?

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Re: Tasmanian/Danish Joke. Linda, don't look!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2005, 09:51:01 AM »
I heard this same kind of joke but it ended with . Well one time A young man from University of Tasmania who looked lost.......
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Re: Tasmanian/Danish Joke. Linda, don't look!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2005, 11:21:56 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Tasmanian/Danish Joke. Linda, don't look!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2006, 12:41:31 AM »
Oh my,


Yet another sheep and terry together in a senntence


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