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Offline roy1

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20th Anneversary
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:09:44 PM »
A man walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife as a 20th Anniversary present. He is shown several possibilities that range from $50 to $150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife sees the price tag he forgot to remove and thinks "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on. I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, get a $150 refund and get myself something I really want." So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

Seeing her, the husband exclaims, "that's weird, it wasn't that wrinkled in the store."
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Re: 20th Anneversary
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 07:15:28 AM »
Next of kin stated the damage was so bad they opted for his cremation!
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Offline Duanob

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Re: 20th Anneversary
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 09:15:21 AM »
Please refer to the CIA joke by revdoc! :)
"Just because you flush a boatload of money down the toilet, doesn't make the toilet worth more",  My Stepfather the Unknown Poet

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