Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Lady 1 what brand she prefers.
The elderly Lady 1 replied "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel".
It was reported that the pharmacist fainted.
