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Offline 70CB750

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Diesel Fitter
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:47:54 PM »
Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they were to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week unemployment pay.
Lars was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave him $600 a week.
When Ole finds out he is furious. He stormed back to find out why Lars, his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'"
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Re: Diesel Fitter
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2014, 01:08:45 PM »
Grrrrrreat  one!
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Re: Diesel Fitter
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2014, 04:04:16 PM »
Grrrrrreat  one!

Yeah, but what if Ole and Lars threaten to cut my head off? 
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Re: Diesel Fitter
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2014, 07:45:06 AM »
Ole and Lars were having a drink in a bar when Ole said, "I'm going to divorce Lena".  Lars, shocked, said, "Why, Ole?  You've been married for 30 years."  Ole said, "She hasn't spoken a word to me in two months."  Lars said, "Wait, Ole, don't be hasty.  Women like that are hard to find!"
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Re: Diesel Fitter
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2014, 08:48:31 AM »
Ole and Lars were having a drink in a bar when Ole said, "I'm going to divorce Lena".  Lars, shocked, said, "Why, Ole?  You've been married for 30 years."  Ole said, "She hasn't spoken a word to me in two months."  Lars said, "Wait, Ole, don't be hasty.  Women like that are hard to find!"

Ain't that the truth  ;D
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