It was a few days before Christmas and the postman was surprised one morning on his rounds when the lady of the house invited him in. She served him a delicious breakfast, and then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled, but went along out of curiosity. She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, and so he did that too.
But when he realized it was time to finish his rounds, he had to leave. The housewife insisted on giving him a dollar before he could go.
This was too much for the poor man, and he asked her: "Lady, what is going on? First you feed me a delicious breakfast, and as if that isn't enough, you invite me to make love to you and we have a terrific time together. And now you want to
pay me?! What IS this, anyway?"
So she explained proudly: "Well, you know Christmas is coming, and I told my husband I wanted to do something
nice for the postman, who is so faithful about delivering our mail all year. My husband said, 'Fark the postman! Give him a dollar!'...But the breakfast was my idea!"
