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A Roman walks into a Bar
« on: January 16, 2015, 10:39:22 AM »
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
“You mean a Martini?”
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”

Another Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
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