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Offline roy1

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Pub Crawling
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:00:06 PM »
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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