A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped
bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur
chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies
who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and
I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
