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Offline roy1

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Canadian Custody
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:33:51 PM »
A seven-year-old Toronto boy was at the center of a courtroom drama when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him even more than his parents. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the child alleged they had also beaten him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to suggest who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Both he and the boy believe they are not capable of beating anyone!




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Offline Bob Wessner

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Re: Canadian Custody
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2015, 03:27:22 AM »
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Offline Stormer

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Re: Canadian Custody
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2015, 07:17:24 PM »
Ok, I'm a brazilian boy maried with a Canadian girl.
My english is quite good, but I had to ask Paty (the canadian wife) to help to undestand the joke.
Oh, to make things even worse, I'm a judge...
Anyhow, poor Canadian Toronto Maple Leafs.
Thank's for the joke.
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Offline KeithB

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Re: Canadian Custody
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2015, 03:59:27 AM »
The Devil was checking in on his inmates and saw a Canadian guy in a deck chair relaxing in the heat of Hells Fire.
"Are you not suffering?" he asked. "Nope. I'm from Canada and it's nice to be warm."
So with that the Devil decided to punish this person and dropped the temperature until it was freezing cold and there was ice everywhere.
When he went back to check, he saw the guy jumping up and down and dancing.
The devil asked "What's going on? I thought you liked to be warm."
The guy yelled..."The Leafs won the cup...the Leafs won the cup"
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Re: Canadian Custody
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2015, 04:10:46 AM »
GO LEAFS !!! My veins bleed the blue and white and always will.We have put the floats back in the garage but hope springs eternal !!!!Flame away lads and lasses.Leafs Nation is teflon.
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Re: Canadian Custody
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2015, 03:37:36 AM »
Quote from: City Boy on February 21, 2015, 04:10:46 AM
.Leafs Nation is teflon.
Yep, and the most opptimistic bunch of fans you will ever meet.
The other franchise owners can't figure out why we fill the ACC with a loosing team :)
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