OK, the easiest way to explain it is to first say it was a learning experience. You know how they say power tools and alcohol don't match, well never assemble your engine after having a few plus. Yes, life lesson. Anyways...
Piston ring when installed bent and somehow went into the bore almost effortlessly, however when I tried to spin the crank, the piston would not go up. After realizing I probably did something wrong I tried to remove everything to inspect and realized it was a much bigger task. In the process I broke quite a few fins, and the piston ring gouged up the cylinder pretty badly. So, to sum it up, DONT DO THAT.
See super dumb and expensive mistake.