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Offline Mcwilliams570

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Made me laugh
« on: March 08, 2015, 08:52:12 AM »
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/4911077104.html

Best line I thought

Theres no tach for #$%*es who dont know what it sounds like to float a valve screaming outta Teds Kicking Chicken bike night in a plume of tire smoke and flames.....

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Offline vfourfreak

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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2015, 09:45:01 AM »
The bike would not be my cup of tea, but I'd have his wife any day :

"That #$%* goes in the house, makes me a sandwich, and brings me another shot of whiskey and a cold beer..... in her finest lingerie, No bull #$%* ....."

I laughed also.

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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2015, 11:11:05 AM »
Hard tailed? How bout struts!! Gotta be a man to ride it.................WTF??? This dude is off the wall.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2015, 11:13:15 AM by mrbreeze »
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Offline Stev-o

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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2015, 11:49:56 AM »
Very funny!


"...it aint no tip toe, pussy-foot, oh my God im scared kinda two wheel art exhibit."
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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2015, 01:48:50 PM »
THIS BIKES BACK UP FOR SALE!!! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, CASH MONEY ONLY !!!!! EMAIL FOR DETAILS
 1977 cb550 dropped/stretched/raked/hard tailed

 Here comes the obligatory This bike is a blast to ride it gets attention everywhere i go !!

 Now that we got that outta the way lets get down to brass tax.....
 Dont let the 550cc's deter you Its quick!! You gotta have balls to ride this bike.... it aint no tip toe, pussy-foot, oh my God im scared kinda two wheel art exhibit. This thing is raw. It takes a real man to ride it.....
 Its the most hardcore Honda bobber there ever was. It throws sparks, shoots flames, drops panties, and scares children and the elderly.
 Theres no speedo mounted..... screw the cops!!!
 Theres no tach for #$%*es who dont know what it sounds like to float a valve screaming outta Teds Kicking Chicken bike night in a plume of tire smoke and flames.....
 Theres no rear suspension other than tire flex.......
 Its gotta a kick start for men who DONT skip leg day (electric start as well for the other guys)

 5k mi
 One off color powder coated wheels
 Fresh oil change
 fresh tires
 new wheel bearings and seals
 new battery
 clubman bars for the ultra dope seating position
 thinned wiring harness
 custom electrical box under seat to hide all wiring
 modern fuse block (blade style fuses instead of the original tube style)
 Battery mounted to swingarm
 custom seat pan
 solo seat
 de-tabbed smoothed and gusseted frame
 Fresh wrinkle painted motor
 jetted carburetors 120 main, 1 1/4 out on the idle, stock pilot, and vacuum synced
 extended 2 inches with a cb650 swingarm
 exhaust cut off underneath and braced

 Im willing to bet ive left out some things cause im already 7 beers deep here at 4pm on a Monday, why ?? Cause I can!!! I ride this Iron Stallion, So can I do what ever I want. Hell when my wife sees me come home on it I dont get no "honey do" list like all those spineless other "men"
 That #$%* goes in the house, makes me a sandwich, and brings me another shot of whiskey and a cold beer..... in her finest lingerie, No bull #$%* .....

 Hell no you cant ride it !!! Not till I have your tax return money in my hand. Hell even then you probably cant handle it ......

 $2850
 no trades
 cash money
 You offer me a bull #$%* amount of money youll get a bull #$%* reply!! Dont waste my time, lots of work goes into a bike like this and its priced to move!!!
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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2015, 01:51:31 PM »
No pics necessary!
What is a 'thinned' wiring harness?
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"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

"It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you." Ervin Burrell

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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2015, 02:42:47 PM »
You know.....where they trim the fat!!!
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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2015, 09:40:17 AM »
without a picture......it is not worth much.
i have to say, in a way i do sympathize with the guy a little as i once had a motorcycle that i had
dumped $2,000 into paint and restoration and had someone offer me $100 CASH money.
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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2015, 10:54:36 AM »
No pics necessary!
What is a 'thinned' wiring harness?

He removed the insulation from the wires.  It's just added weight anyway.
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Re: Made me laugh
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2015, 11:06:27 AM »
You can always pick out the dickless dudes.
Can only imagine what he'd have in his panties if he rode a real bike.
You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrist's office!

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