IT'S FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today I came home early and headed down to my neighborhood machine shop with a spark plug and a 1/4 inch grease zerk in hand, about 40 minutes later and 5 bucks less and I came out with this:
Well, armed with my new gizmo I came home, loaded the grease gun, and look for the pistons that where near BDC, I started with the center piston form the right side if you're facing the engine, started pumping and pumping some more, and then out of the exhaust port it started to leak some of the atf/acetone/liquid wrench mix, but a few more pumps on the gun and it stopped, after that I heard a clunk and grease started to leak out from the threads of the gun, stopped took out the grease adapter and look down the spark plug hole, it seemed full, so the clunk I heard must have been the piston going all the way down.
I decided to try the right outermost cylinder since I figured it should be on or near TDC, I started pumping the gun again, the lever starts to get kinda heavy and now soft again, give it some more pumps and now grease starts coming out of the previous cylinder, success finally!
Since the gun was still loaded I gave it a go on the outermost cylinder on the left, start pumping grease in to it and I notice the atf/acetone mix gushing out of the center piston, and it had some power to it, you could see it jump about 3 cm with every pump from the gun. I would have done the last cylinder but I ran out of grease.
Now I know it's free, but my concern is why I can't crank it using the lever even if the transmission is in neutral, or at least I think it is, since you can turn freely the drive sprocket.