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Who is Larry? (caution--PG Rating)
« on: April 09, 2015, 08:51:03 AM »
Who in the hell is Larry?

Well, Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife says, “Where the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo!”
A tattoo?, she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates”, he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disgust.
“Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
“Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.”
“Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.”
“Three, I like how money feels in my hand.”
“And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

Larry is in the hospital, room 233.
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