I thought maybe this post was mistakingly misnamed.Like it should be what do you call your bike instead of how do you call it.If I had to call it.......I guess I would say "COME HERE....YOU....YOU BIKE!!!!!! although I would be purty darned surprised if it did!!! If its what I call it.....my scoot. I also can't determine what sex it is.There really aren't any indicators.