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Offline RevDoc

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Bubba
« on: April 24, 2015, 12:58:12 PM »
Bubba
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em
fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser
for all them ugly women I've slept with?"
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Re: Bubba
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2015, 04:06:48 PM »
Quote from: calj737 on April 24, 2015, 02:30:31 PM
Just so you know, the laws down here prohibit suing family...

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Re: Bubba
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2015, 09:59:48 PM »
Quote from: calj737 on April 24, 2015, 02:30:31 PM
Just so you know, the laws down here prohibit suing family...

So you've been checking into that, Cal?  ;D
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Re: Bubba
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2015, 07:39:11 AM »
@Cal: Speaking from a position of authority, I can state that WV jokes are not necessarily too far off. My ex-wife was from WV !  :-[ ;)
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