Topic: Larger Mammilary glands

[roy1]

Dr. Bumbutu...


A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa

could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see

if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, “Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, ‘Scooby doobie doobies,

I want bigger boobies!’”
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme,

she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes, rubbed her chest, and said,

“Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked “Are you a patient of Dr.Bumbutu?
“Yes I am. How did you know?”
He winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock”...

[Retro Rocket]

Thats interesting, the mammilary bodies are in the brain, and yes, I know a few blondes that definitely need bigger brains, but I suspect you meant "mammary glands".....

[scottly]

A wife complained to her husband of twenty years that she wished her breasts were larger. He suggested she rub toilet paper between them every day. She asked how that would make them grow, and he shrugged and replied "Well, it worked for your a$$". 

[Retro Rocket]

A wife complained to her husband of twenty years that she wished her breasts were larger. He suggested she rub toilet paper between them every day. She asked how that would make them grow, and he shrugged and replied "Well, it worked for your a$$".

Hahahaha, I was actually going to post that.....

[scottly]

A man comes home early, and upon entering the front door hears a thumping noise and sounds of his wife's giggling coming from the bedroom. Fearing the worst, he flings open the bedroom door to find his wife, stark naked, bouncing up and down on the bed, giggling like a school girl. While he is relieved, he is totally baffled by her behavior, and asks her if she's lost her mind? She tells him her doctor told her on her visit that morning she had the breasts of an 18 year old, and it made her feel wonderful. The husband thought for a second, and asked "What did he say about your 40 year old a$$?", and without skipping a bounce, she replied "Oh, he didn't mention you."