Topic: Irish Angler

[vfourfreak]

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.
A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
“Fishing,” replied the old man.
“Poor old fool” thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky the gentleman asked, “And how many have you caught today?”
“You're the fifth.”

[LesterPiglet]

Damn, I need to think of a new ruse now. 

[Bob Wessner]

 

[70CB750]

 


Another version:

Fisherman sits by the river with a brick on his head.  A young woman walks by and asks:  "What about the brick?"

"I will tell you for a quickie!"

She leaves offended, but comes back and sure enough they have a quick tumble right there on the grass.

Than she says:

"Now, what about the brick?"

"I am fishing since 5AM and nothing - but for the trick with the brick, you are third."