Sounds like my house. Got four bikes on the back patio (one runs, the other three are projects), two runners on the carport with a non-runner, and two more projects in the basement. Doesn't count the similar-looking 750 that's at "an undisclosed location" getting a clutch and some other work done, along with some other bikes and parts. None of them are younger than 1985.
Oh yeah: I'm in Springfield.
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PS: Ya mean I gotta start checking CL's RV section, too?