She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband
walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she
labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me
about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make
dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic
bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
