Soldier Mistakes
It’s important that soldiers
learn from their mistakes; otherwise, they’re bound to repeat them at
inopportune moments. Here soldiers share what they’ve gleaned from
past gaffes: “I was cold” is not a sufficient
reason for being caught in the female barracks. Do not communicate with officers using only Madonna lyrics. Do not conduct live fire exercises at the general’s (unattended) jeep, even if it’s parked in an area clearly marked Live Fire Zone. Do not attempt to shave with fire. Do not use 27 packs of sticky notes to label everything in the barracks
so the general won’t have any questions during the inspection.
