Paddy and Mick arrive at Dublin airport ready to leave for a holiday in Spain.
They join the check in queue when Mick suddenly exclaims "Jaysus Paddy, I wish I'd brought the telly".
Paddy replies "Will ya get out of dat Mick, what do we need a telly for, won't we be out all night long in Discos and bars and stuff, dancin' with fine Spanish gurls" ??
Says Mick, "You're right Paddy of course, but I left the aeroplane tickets on top of the telly".
