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Offline roy1

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Old Biker
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:03:52 PM »
An old biker walks up to the cashier and says "I'll have a 3 pack of condoms please".

Cashier replies "Would you like a bag with that?"

The old biker thinks for a moment, and then says "Nah... She's not that ugly"
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Offline 70CB750

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Re: Old Biker
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 04:09:17 AM »
 ;D
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Offline RevDoc

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Re: Old Biker
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 06:11:48 AM »
 ;D
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Offline vfourfreak

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Re: Old Biker
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2015, 10:18:15 AM »
Been there.  ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Ichiban 4

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Re: Old Biker
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2015, 06:20:28 PM »
Or..reply could have been: Nah.."I still have bag of my own..thanks" (more politically correct..not that I care particularly)..

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