I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a Butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me,
and slapped me on the butt.
She said, Hey sexy, I dig old fat guys“ ...How about giving me your number.
I looked at her and asked, Have you got a pen?
She said, 'I sure do!"
I replied, Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing.
...My dental surgery is on Monday.
