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Offline hondalav

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Royal Canadian Mounted Police
« on: September 06, 2015, 04:33:04 AM »
Sometimes humor comes in a coarse way- but its still funny.

You know, people complain about the RCMP, (Royal Canadian Mounted Police),
But you rarely hear about the positive things that they do, such as this one:

Frozen Carburetor Incident:

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the courtroom. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.
For example, on a bitterly cold winter's day several weeks ago in Northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist,
who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

"What's the matter?" asked the Policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Piss on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't." said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The constable promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.


A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.

  It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill.....

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2015, 08:56:21 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2015, 04:17:01 AM »
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Offline Mooshie

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2015, 11:25:32 AM »
Hmmmm, things like that never happen to me. ;D  Next time I am in Canada on Dash I will be on the lookout for overly helpful officers!
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2015, 12:10:29 PM »
Hmmmm, things like that never happen to me. ;D  Next time I am in Canada on Dash I will be on the lookout for overly helpful officers!

You go ,girl! ;D Remember, we love pics around here...video's even better! ;) ;D
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As soon as you straddle a bike expect every other driver on the road to suddenly start competeing for the title "Dumbestsonofa#$%*inallNorthAmerica!!"