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Offline 70CB750

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« on: September 09, 2015, 03:58:18 AM »
A Zen Buddist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything". The vendor smirked, handed him his dog, and pocketed the guy's $20 bill. The Buddist said "Hey, what about my change?" The vendor shot back "Change comes from within."
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Re: Zen
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2015, 07:48:49 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2015, 10:04:38 PM »
Or..The Zen Buddhist said: Hey..what about change (not mine..just change in general)..to which the vendor replies: everything changes..so don't be attached to receiving something in return.  To which the Zen Buddhist replies: okay..in that case let's just call this transaction an example that you're the weenie.  Moral: don't be attached to either money or weenies.

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