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Offline 70CB750

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Ford Dealership
« on: September 17, 2015, 05:28:01 AM »
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new F-250 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel and smell." The salesman, wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin, sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter, and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round. The guy had no sense of humor: I had to walk back to the dealership.

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Re: Ford Dealership
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2015, 05:44:20 AM »
thats a "change" option that you have to pay for... endlessly! :D
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Re: Ford Dealership
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2015, 06:15:12 AM »
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Re: Ford Dealership
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2015, 04:20:31 PM »
Very true
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Re: Ford Dealership
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2015, 04:30:24 PM »
So, THAT's why my ass feels so smoked!
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