The plane crashed and landed on an uninhabited island. Rescuers found the only survivor was sitting under a palm tree, eating a bone, and a pile of human bones behind him.
I know you hate me for what I did. But I had to fight for my life! I had to survive alone on a desert island!
Of course, we understand, for the life preservation a man is capable of anything...
But that #$%*ing plane crashed here only yesterday!!!
