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Offline calj737

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Wedding Night
« on: September 27, 2015, 04:18:40 PM »
 Norman and Barry got married in California.
 
 They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Norman's Mothers house for their first married night together.
   
In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are up yet. She replies, 'No'.
 
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies,
'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
   
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
 
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
 
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
 
He asks, 'Do you know  what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
 
He says: 'Last night Norman came to  my room for the
Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'
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Re: Wedding Night
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2015, 06:58:04 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D :o
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Re: Wedding Night
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2015, 08:22:36 PM »
LOL! ;D
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