An old priest and an old rabbi happen to die on the same day, and find themselves in the waiting room of heaven together, waiting their turns to meet the Big Guy. They start chatting and hit it off, and end up having a long coversation, about their respective lives and families and congregations.
At one point, the priest says, "Rabbi, it sounds like you lived a good full life, and were a fine teacher for your flock. But do you have any regrets? Do you ever feel like you let God down?"
The rabbi says, "Well yes, I do. I was once traveling and stopped for lunch at a restaurant. I ordered a turkey sandwich. When it came, I took a bite, and realized there was bacon on it. But you know what? I kept eating, and I finished the whole thing."
"Ahh, bacon!" The priest smirks. "Pretty good, right?"
"Oh, sure," the rabbi concedes. "I suppose it was pretty good. But now how about you, father? Did you ever break a promise to God?"
The priest sighs. "I'm sad to say it, but yes. Shortly after I left the seminary and took my vows, I met a young woman, and we experienced an intense romantic connection. Our relationship was short, but by the time it ended, I had broken my vow of celibacy."
"Ahhhh!" Says the rabbi. "Sex! Better than bacon, right?"
