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Offline dhall57

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Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« on: October 05, 2015, 02:23:39 AM »
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2015, 03:32:32 AM »
WOW, WHAT A BEAST! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2015, 02:29:49 PM »
So does that mean the 750 badge on mine means it has 750 HP? Wow that kinda sucks, I thought it was closer to 800.  :'(
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2015, 07:30:47 PM »
Heck, I thought that you were going to show this awesome monster!

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2015, 11:26:52 AM »
Gives new meaning to "you cant fix stupid!"
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2015, 01:40:06 PM »
Quote from: link=topic=151967.msg1736998#msg1736998 date=1444156012
Gives new meaning to "you cant fix stupid!"

There are a lot of comments like that anytime someone does something a little audacious. Whoever put that together obviously isn't stupid. What they are is imaginative and adept at fabrication. I don't understand the attitude but I doubt the builders let it bother them.

As for the kid in the first video, he knew exactly what he was doing and it was very funny. Plenty of comments there by the clueless who didn't get the satire, too.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2015, 01:43:40 PM by ofreen »
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2015, 03:46:39 PM »
Satire only works when people generally get the joke.
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2015, 06:41:26 PM »
Quote from: link=topic=151967.msg1736998#msg1736998 date=1444156012
Gives new meaning to "you cant fix stupid!"

There are a lot of comments like that anytime someone does something a little audacious. Whoever put that together obviously isn't stupid. What they are is imaginative and adept at fabrication. I don't understand the attitude but I doubt the builders let it bother them.

As for the kid in the first video, he knew exactly what he was doing and it was very funny. Plenty of comments there by the clueless who didn't get the satire, too.

I was talking about the FIRST video.  ::)
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2015, 07:01:35 PM »
Quote from: link=topic=151967.msg1736998#msg1736998 date=1444156012
Gives new meaning to "you cant fix stupid!"

There are a lot of comments like that anytime someone does something a little audacious. Whoever put that together obviously isn't stupid. What they are is imaginative and adept at fabrication. I don't understand the attitude but I doubt the builders let it bother them.

As for the kid in the first video, he knew exactly what he was doing and it was very funny. Plenty of comments there by the clueless who didn't get the satire, too.

I was talking about the FIRST video.  ::)

All I am saying is give the kid some credit.  It is a nice little send-up of the mindlessness that is out there.
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 03:56:55 PM »
As opposed to some of the "Stupid" comments, I love these guys inventiveness. This guy in Britain is brilliant, I've been following him for awhile now, some here will think him "stupid", I think he's a legend! ;D

I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2015, 04:04:32 PM »
Quote from: link=topic=151967.msg1736998#msg1736998 date=1444156012
Gives new meaning to "you cant fix stupid!"

There are a lot of comments like that anytime someone does something a little audacious. Whoever put that together obviously isn't stupid. What they are is imaginative and adept at fabrication. I don't understand the attitude but I doubt the builders let it bother them.

As for the kid in the first video, he knew exactly what he was doing and it was very funny. Plenty of comments there by the clueless who didn't get the satire, too.

I was talking about the FIRST video.  ::)

All I am saying is give the kid some credit.  It is a nice little send-up of the mindlessness that is out there.

and he is probably old enough to vote  :o
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2015, 06:22:31 AM »
Heck, I thought that you were going to show this awesome monster!

 ;D


That's awesome but I think dhall really meant this one...


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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2015, 04:11:32 AM »
As opposed to some of the "Stupid" comments, I love these guys inventiveness. This guy in Britain is brilliant, I've been following him for awhile now, some here will think him "stupid", I think he's a legend! ;D


This guy rocks!  He is living out my mad scientist dreams with rocket powered stuff and turbo strollers. 

The story goes that Usher sold his whole life on ebay (everything job house the lot) then set himself a list of 100 goals to complete in 100 weeks one of his goals was to ride a wall of death. Ian did really well to ride the wall even though some people will proberly say "he didn't get very high" since i built this thing the weather has taken its toll and even i struggle to ride it like i used to.

To find out more about Ians story you can visit his websites

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Hope cal does see the lack of hemlet!  Don't want the gear nazis to show up.

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2015, 06:55:03 AM »
Hope cal doesnt see the lack of hemlet!  Don't want the gear nazis to show up.
FTFY, Chewster...
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2015, 06:58:38 AM »
Hope cal doesnt see the lack of hemlet!  Don't want the gear nazis to show up.
FTFY, Chewster...

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2015, 07:05:56 AM »
Fixed That For You...
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2015, 09:44:15 AM »
Okay, here's one that looks kinda goofy, but watch what it does.

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2015, 11:21:03 AM »
I would be surprised if the military is not placing orders as I type this.  Lots of utility there.

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2015, 01:17:36 PM »
That was freaking hilarious. I definitely got the joke.
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2015, 04:47:10 PM »
So if you run a chainsaw bike into a tree, the tree falls right?

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2015, 06:31:02 AM »
It takes more skill and imagination to step over the line and do something out of the ordinary. They don't think like the average person. The average person is just average.
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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2015, 06:46:08 AM »
It takes more skill and imagination to step over the line and do something out of the ordinary. They don't think like the average person. The average person is just average.

I agree with that, but somethings should just stay unmade.

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Re: Heck with the CB750 I want one of these bikes!
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2015, 12:39:01 AM »
Okay, here's one that looks kinda goofy, but watch what it does.


Fcuk it, now I want a bloody amphi-bike! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)