Bullsh!t.
You can't tell me what to do.
It would appear that Bullsh!t has been called and apparently - you're not the boss of him.
Life motto: Adapt or die.
After all of this back and forth, It comes down to "Kids!" from Bye Bye Birdie. We can go further back - to Plato if needed - but it's all the same. Yet, the world keeps spinning and the younger generations haven't destroyed everything yet. So let's all go out for a multi-generational ride. On SOHC 4's.
p.s. I would be mistaken for a hipster if A) I wasn't so old and B) well . . . see A. Just because one group is making something popular (craft beer, whiskies, pipes and/or cigars, flannel (talkin' to you Nirvana), cafe racers) doesn't mean it's not enjoyable.