Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!

[70CB750]

Peeing in your backyard is the ecological thing to do - but so far no greenie is promoting it.

[Terry in Australia]

thek for veared loose spokes and thain

Yes I checked the chain....must be rusted solid as it almost looks to be one solid piece (shaft?)
Spokes are tighter than a beavers butthole.

Watch out for the spring pressure style cam chain adjusters on those sandcast wings mate, they went from roller chains to hyvo's on later models, (after serial number 555XXXX) so buy one of Ape's "Nut and Bolt" type positive adjusters, and a pair of Tsunami heavy duty cam chains while you're at it, they're about the strongest on the market. If you need any more advice, I'm pretty much the Goldwing expert on this site, some folks here actually refer to me as "Honda Wang Man".

Terry, I was told by a few people that you like to ride a big black wang all night and all day not that there is anything wrong with that

Nope, nothing wrong with that, or so I'm told...........

[74cb750]

My Kawasaki H2 500 smoked a cb750 yesterday. Soon I will have to put the motor back in it *the h2.

[Terry in Australia]

One of my super powers is my massive bladder. I'll be standing at the urinal pissing away and someone will come in, take a piss and leave, and I'll still be going, and going, and going, sometimes for another 10 minutes or so. No little squirts either, I'm talking full flow from start to finish, with maybe 20-30 psi pressure? A lot of folks think I'm fat, but in truth, it's just my 10 gallon bladder. And that's 10 beaut Aussie gallons, not those poofy little US gallons..........  

[MoMo]

Wow Terry that's even more impressive than the Honda C450

[70CB750]

What Terry, you dont piss right through the wall the way I do?

[Terry in Australia]

What Terry, you dont piss right through the wall the way I do?

Yeah, of course I do mate, doesn't everybody?

[Terry in Australia]

Wow Terry that's even more impressive than the Honda C450

Geez that's a difficult one Larry, I mean the CB450 is an incredibly impressive bike, just imagine one with a steering damper mounted!

[74cb750]

I just installed a laser guide on my hand drill and now the holes are always perfectly round and exactly where they are supposed to be.

[Swoop]

Gee....I really hope tha Italy does well at Euro 2016.

[Terry in Australia]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

[MoMo]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Joe Frazier seems to be an odd reference coming from an Aussie.  He was tough though.

[Terry in Australia]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Joe Frazier seems to be an odd reference coming from an Aussie.  He was tough though.

Ha ha, well to be honest just for a minute Larry, if I named an Aussie, would any of you Americans know who I was talking about? I've always considered Joe Frazier to be the toughest boxer in history, but (now sliding back into BS mode) not nearly as tough as the average European soccer player......

[trueblue]

[Terry in Australia]

We Aussies love our soccer, it's our favourite sport...........

[trueblue]

We Aussies love our soccer, it's our favourite sport...........

#$%* oath, I sit down and drink a Fosters or ten everytime I watch the soccer.  Mind you I do the same when I watch Aussie rules 

[Swoop]

We Aussies love our soccer, it's our favourite sport...........

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[74cb750]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Now now, don't get nasty.

[Stev-o]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Now now, don't get nasty.

You kidding?  Terry is the absolute nicest guy around and would never even think of hurting anyone's feelings.

[Terry in Australia]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Now now, don't get nasty.

You kidding?  Terry is the absolute nicest guy around and would never even think of hurting anyone's feelings.

Thanks Steve, that means a lot to me!

[Stev-o]

I love soccer, it's such a manly sport, and talk about rough, those guys make Joe Frazier look like a ballerina! I don't drink either!

Now now, don't get nasty.

You kidding?  Terry is the absolute nicest guy around and would never even think of hurting anyone's feelings.

Thanks Steve, that means a lot to me!

You are very welcome, Terry.     

[74cb750]

Exactly what I thouight.  but soccer is still the 2nd best sport, after Rugby.

[Swoop]

I had a promising professional soccer career ahead of me....but instead I decided to channel these talents ...and opened a flower shop....and bought a harley.

[MoMo]

I had a promising professional soccer career ahead of me....but instead I decided to channel these talents ...and opened a flower shop....and bought a harley.

very sweet,  did you take up ballet too??

[MoMo]

I had a promising professional soccer career ahead of me....but instead I decided to channel these talents ...and opened a flower shop....and bought a harley.

very sweet,  did you take up ballet too??

It was tempting let me tell you. My father (Arthur Murray) kept pushing me into dance, but after my leg amputation I found I was only coming in 2nd or 3rd in the competitions.

  You're a very talented man bet you excelled doing the bunny hop.