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You know that is not allowed here Scott.  BS only, please refrain from facts :P...Larry

That's BS, Larry.  We only want the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth.
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As long as my post is BS I guess all is OK.  As an aside Steve- I got to ride one of my 600 Ninjas for the first time today. Nice little crotch rocket-I have another with a broken starter clutch tucked away.  Also, thinking of buying a Concours.  Maybe I might become Kawiman instead of MoMo


You know that is not allowed here Scott.  BS only, please refrain from facts :P...Larry

That's BS, Larry.  We only want the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth.

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(The Mojave Green really is lethal, no BS)

You know that is not allowed here Scott.  BS only, please refrain from facts :P...Larry

Sounds like somethin a weed dealer would say.  I call BS

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Is the Mojave Green as lethal as the Acapulco Gold? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Is the Mojave Green as lethal as the Acapulco Gold? ;D
The stuff I grew was much more lethal than Acaplulco Gold. :o
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Is the Mojave Green as lethal as the Acapulco Gold? ;D

Wouldnt know, did enjoy the elevation of nepali purple tho!

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Is the Mojave Green as lethal as the Acapulco Gold? ;D
The stuff I grew was much more lethal than Acaplulco Gold. :o


I dove off the cliffs in Acapulco a couple years ago.  Fun!
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Is the Mojave Green as lethal as the Acapulco Gold? ;D
The stuff I grew was much more lethal than Acaplulco Gold. :o


I dove off the cliffs in Acapulco a couple years ago.  Fun!


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I roared my Honda Elite up to 100kph in under 5 seconds yesterday, in First gear.
My GSX1100 would do 100kpm in first gear also.  8)
Tomorrow I will be fitting it with a new turbocharger.
PS. Terry, plane tickets haven't arrived yet...
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I roared my Honda Elite up to 100kph in under 5 seconds yesterday, in First gear.
My GSX1100 would do 100kpm in first gear also.  8)
Tomorrow I will be fitting it with a new turbocharger.
PS. Terry, plane tickets haven't arrived yet...

Geez, that's weird Michelle, I sent those tickets via USPS Priority Express to the King of Vermont, so they should have arrived by now? USPS do know that you're the king, yeah?

Anyway, I haven't ridden a bike all week, I was working (really hard.............) interstate, so I might have to go do some canyon carving on my Harley today. It's cold and miserable outside, with more rain threatening, but I'm so tough, the rain clouds part when they see me roaring towards them, which of course, is as it should be.

The gearing on the Harley is pretty high, so I usually just cruise @ 100 MPH (it's a proud American bike, so it prefers miles than those lesser metric things) in first, and I use second as an overdrive, to keep the RPM's below 1000, at that speed. I haven't tried 3rd, 4th or 5th, I'm thinking about just removing them completely, to reduce the bike's weight? Cheers, Terry. ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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I believe you have a good weight saving idea there Terry.
It really does not bother me when people misspell my name, just brings back memories of when I lived in Manchester,New
Hampshire and one of my neighbors was Michelle the prostitute...I was Michel the biker. Not the same, besides I was better
looking and did not swing that way.

This was before I moved to be anointed King of Vermont.

Will call the Vermont Postmaster via my minions and have tickets found or heads will roll.
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I believe you have a good weight saving idea there Terry.
It really does not bother me when people misspell my name, just brings back memories of when I lived in Manchester,New
Hampshire and one of my neighbors was Michelle the prostitute...I was Michel the biker. Not the same, besides I was better
looking and did not swing that way.

This was before I moved to be anointed King of Vermont.

Will call the Vermont Postmaster via my minions and have tickets found or heads will roll.

Oops, sorry Michel, I replied using my iphone, and I think it "auto-corrected"............ I don't suppose you've got any pictures of Michelle the prostitute do you? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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I "partied" Michelle the prostitute last night.  She was a delight...


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Stev-o,
wrong last name on Michelle, and she was not That pretty. Think of a truck that hit a stone wall, and still hooks horns, moves a bit,
but is missing a few spark plugs and maybe a cyclinder or two.  :o
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I "partied" Michelle the prostitute last night.  She was a delight...




Hey that's a nice looking "Lady Boy" Steve, where'd you meet him? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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I met herm Downtown at the girley bar
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The "Blue Oyster" bar, I'd guess? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Well I'm just getting so sick of my new job. Seriously, all they do is throw more and more money at me, what do they think I am, some kind of whore?

OK, so it's nice to have a 6 figure salary, and yeah, over 50K per year in untaxed weekly allowances on top of that salary is gonna keep the old bike collection looking good, but God, now they've given me an annual performance bonus and I haven't even been there a year? This is getting embarrassing!

Today my boss asked me if I'd be happy to move from Canberra to Adelaide as my work has evolved to the point where I need to move there, but then he offered me more money so I could fly home every weekend rather than drive the nice new car he leased for me?

I'm starting to regret joining the mafia............. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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I hate watching girls playing beach volleyball in Rio.  They should outlaw those skimpy bikinis they wear, all skin should be covered up!
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I hate watching girls playing beach volleyball in Rio.  They should outlaw those skimpy bikinis they wear, all skin should be covered up!
I think you are wrong, wrong, WRONG Steve!!! I'm gonna have to call BS!!! ;D
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I hate watching girls playing beach volleyball in Rio.  They should outlaw those skimpy bikinis they wear, all skin should be covered up!
I think you are wrong, wrong, WRONG Steve!!! I'm gonna have to call BS!!! ;D

Hey hey hey Fred, as the originator of this thread I've appointed myself as the adjudicator, and I should remind you that this thread is entirely "Truth Free", and any infractions will be dealt with harshly, and unfairly. You have been warned, if it happens again, your pants will have to come down.............. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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I hate watching girls playing beach volleyball in Rio.  They should outlaw those skimpy bikinis they wear, all skin should be covered up!



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hard to believe Gemany could win as they don't have sand in that country.  8)
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That's why they're always invading France Michel, they just want to go to the beach and play some volleyball.... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)