Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 93208 times)

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #800 on:** August 11, 2016, 05:15:22 PM »

What if they're not home when they knock on their doors?

MoMo · « **Reply #801 on:** August 11, 2016, 08:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 11, 2016, 05:15:22 PM

What if they're not home when they knock on their doors?

Dave? Dave? Dave's not here man

Don R · « **Reply #802 on:** August 14, 2016, 06:53:52 PM »

Since we weren't able to run our dragster Saturday, I rode the sandcast to Cordova Dragway. She sounded great after I put the super tune on so after I visited with some fellow Super Comp racers. Then I rode to the fuel station, put in some 102 octane leaded race gas and paid for test and tune. I made a couple 1/4 mile passes on the old Sandy. She ran 13.2 just like when pee Wee Gleason rode them in the magazine tests.
Then I woke up in a lawn chair and rode back home, missing all the deer and none of the bugs.

krusty · « **Reply #803 on:** August 14, 2016, 10:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 10, 2016, 09:27:07 PM

The whole "Cyber Attack" story was a hoax. In truth, the website collapsed when 20 million folks all logged in at the same time, when the website was only designed to handle 1 million per hour. They've even blamed China, saying that the hacked the census in retaliation for an Oz swimmer calling his Chinese opponent a drug cheat. What BS!

That swimmer shoulda known better. China doesn't have any drug cheats, everyone knows that.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #804 on:** August 14, 2016, 11:20:16 PM »

Ha ha, well I've just heard a rumour about Oz's swimming team Krusty, after boasting that they'd get as many as 10 gold medals and only delivering 3, there's a strong suspicion that the whole Oz swimming team are on drugs!

Anti depressants, that is.....

74cb750 · « **Reply #805 on:** August 15, 2016, 01:28:26 AM »

Quote from: Don R on August 14, 2016, 06:53:52 PM

Since we weren't able to run our dragster Saturday, I rode the sandcast to Cordova Dragway. She sounded great after I put the super tune on so after I visited with some fellow Super Comp racers. Then I rode to the fuel station, put in some 102 octane leaded race gas and paid for test and tune. I made a couple 1/4 mile passes on the old Sandy. She ran 13.2 just like when pee Wee Gleason rode them in the magazine tests.
Then I woke up in a lawn chair and rode back home, missing all the deer and none of the bugs.

No bugs is an amazing thing to ride in. Does not happen often . You are SO lucky.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #806 on:** August 15, 2016, 02:47:30 AM »

PFFT! I went for a ride on my magnificent Harley Sportster yesterday and I didn't see a single bug Michel! Of course, it was only 10 deg C......

vfourfreak · « **Reply #807 on:** August 15, 2016, 03:09:40 PM »

Once upon a time,

I fell in love with a beautiful woman and we both lived happily ever afterwards.

The end.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #808 on:** August 15, 2016, 07:44:09 PM »

What a load of BS! Many years ago, I listed after a sweet young thing, and we got married. Sadly the intervening years haven't been good to her, whereas I'm just as handsome as I ever was. Sad, but true.

70CB750 · « **Reply #809 on:** August 16, 2016, 12:02:49 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 15, 2016, 07:44:09 PM

What a load of BS! Many years ago, I listed after a sweet young thing, and we got married. Sadly the intervening years haven't been good to her, whereas I'm just as handsome as I ever was. Sad, but true.

Saying nothing of your incredible modesty

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #810 on:** August 16, 2016, 12:46:26 AM »

Yep, my awesome good looks are only surpassed by my absolute humility mate, people who know me are always saying, "there goes that modest son of a b1tch Terry". I don't quite know what to make of the "son of a b1tch" remark, but I'm guessing it's a compliment.....

evanphi · « **Reply #811 on:** August 16, 2016, 08:07:57 AM »

Have you tried my humble pie? It's delicious!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #812 on:** August 16, 2016, 08:20:34 AM »

Nah, I can't stand that stuff, it weirds me out. Some times after a big bowl full I have problems flying above the crowds of drones here, I catch a glimpse of myself in the ceiling high mirrors and I'm looking slightly ragged, and occasionally, someone beats me off the lights.

It's quite unnerving, and not recommended......

Gene · « **Reply #813 on:** August 16, 2016, 01:19:37 PM »

I very much enjoy spending workdays in meetings as opposed to performing actual work of substance. It is far preferable to simply talk about work.

Stev-o · « **Reply #814 on:** August 16, 2016, 06:08:54 PM »

I also love meetings. The more the better, meetings meetings, meetings!!!

krusty · « **Reply #815 on:** August 16, 2016, 07:09:24 PM »

I'm really getting into the US election. Can't believe how lucky you seppos are that the campaign lasts for a year - or more. We've just had our fed election on July 2 and the campaign only lasted 8 weeks, the longest on record. Envy you guys.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #816 on:** August 16, 2016, 07:13:49 PM »

Quote from: krusty on August 16, 2016, 07:09:24 PM

I'm really getting into the US election. Can't believe how lucky you seppos are that the campaign lasts for a year - or more. We've just had our fed election on July 2 and the campaign only lasted 8 weeks, the longest on record. Envy you guys.

Yea, I'm super supportive and proud of our governments corporate sponsors spending hundreds of thousands of dollars DAILY just renting an event center and massive multi-media stage for a multi day convention where john q public is not allowed. I'm definitely taking my political advice from all the paid celebrites who spoke at the nat'l convention. Especially Sarah Silverman, her role in "million ways to die in the west" has convinced me that this woman knows exactly how to act.

Edit: DNC philly 2016 cost $127,MILLION - that's a helluva party. These asshats tell us welfare is too fookin expensive but they blow that much change out their cakehole in a week.

74cb750 · « **Reply #817 on:** August 17, 2016, 03:21:27 AM »

I loved the fact that a coach could not understand how humiliating an opponent (of 12 year-olds) on the soccer pitch
by running up the score to 22-0 is just fine, as that is what he used to do in Scotland as a player.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #818 on:** August 17, 2016, 05:16:35 AM »

Just because I haven't eaten anything since breakfast doesn't mean I'm hanging out for my pizza 13 hours later, so take your time you pizza cooking Cnut, I'm just not that fcuking hungry!!!!!!

74cb750 · « **Reply #819 on:** August 18, 2016, 02:51:45 AM »

I can't wait until tax time is here so I can spend hours adding all my receipts to see if my business made a profit this year.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #820 on:** August 18, 2016, 05:27:16 AM »

My tax return is due now Michel, and I'm so confidant that the $30K I paid in tax in only 11 months of full employment was more than enough, and they surely won't chase me down for any more money? I'm really confidant......... really I am.......... (OK, time out, in reality I feel sick)

74cb750 · « **Reply #821 on:** August 19, 2016, 01:45:44 AM »

I received a free motorcycle 3 weeks ago and could have sold it for 3 times what I paid for it.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #822 on:** August 19, 2016, 04:31:53 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on August 19, 2016, 01:45:44 AM

I received a free motorcycle 3 weeks ago and could have sold it for 3 times what I paid for it.

I get free motorcycles all the time! (well, that's what I tell the wife, anyways...........)

ken65 · « **Reply #823 on:** August 19, 2016, 05:20:49 PM »

Home alone tonight for the 1st time this year.

Wife and dort up the coast. Boy wonder having a sleepover at a mates place.

Just me, my beer, my bikes , my music , my arcade machine and my new just bikes magazine. I'm already missing them . Woes me.

mick7504 · « **Reply #824 on:** August 20, 2016, 03:42:35 AM »

The Queen just popped in for a game of cards.
Apparently, she had an appointment with the Prime Minister but she said fcuk it, pass me a stubby of cold piss Mick and shuffle the pack.
Phil was flaked out out on the back seat of the Rolls after he'd hooked into a coupla cones and spewed up his pizza all over the back floor.

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Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 93208 times)

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