Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 102717 times)

mennedy · « **Reply #75 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:13:26 PM »

Nick, there is something about your story that disqualifies it as BS!

But, it is still a good story.

grumburg · « **Reply #76 on:** November 07, 2006, 01:30:34 PM »

What a week, and it's only Tuesday! My wife informed me Sunday that the only way she could support me in the way she wanted was to go back to swimsiut modeling. Don't get me wrong, $400-500K a year would let me start a nice cycle collection, but have you priced a good Vincent Black Shadow lately? And a decent shop will cost $200-300K minimum. She said her only concern was my happiness. And what about the daily sex (and 3-4 times daily on the weekend?) She said she had already talked some of the other models, and they would be more than happy to come over when she is out of town. After all, my happiness was most important. So yesterday morning, I am sitting with my morning coffee mulling this over, and Jay Leno calls for advice (sometime he can be a little pesky, but I always have time for my friends). When I told him of my problem, he said he was looking for someone to look after his collection and travel the world looking for the right cars and bikes. Never dreamed I would be available. Said he could only offer me $250K a year because Mavis has been on his ass about spending so much time and money at the garage (nice girl, but sometimes can be a bit of a nag). Said he envied me for the kind of marrige I had. I swore after that ugly incident with Chip Foose I would never work for a friend again. He finally admitted I taught him everything he knows and offered me 25% of Foose Enterprises TO KEEP ME QUIET. WHAT GALL! Any way, when would I have any time for myself? Jay said he would give me one of his Black Shadows (the man's got 3 for Chrissakes) if I would come to work for him. I hate to think what tomorrow will bring!

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #77 on:** November 07, 2006, 01:41:16 PM »

Pretty good one there.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #78 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:27:21 PM »

Jay is a tight ass!!! He only offered me 200K. I turned him down.I've been slumming it lately.... doing some consultant work for Daimler/Benz but its pretty usual stuff and I'm really starting to get bored with the whole thing.They hedged on my vacation time last go round...(said I didn't need 10 months off this year.) HAAA! ....I've got news for them!!!!! Well......gotta run. My neighbor wants me to come over and pull the engine out of his old Ferrari that he blew up this morning.If I get started now,we can yank it,rebuild it and have it running before dinnertime.That way,he can make it to work in the morning.Thank God I remember to get that parts car with the good motor for extra parts this morning on Ebay!!

grumburg · « **Reply #79 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:40:40 PM »

Crap! On top of everything else, I am going to have to call the accountant for some tax strategy. The taxes will eat me alive!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #80 on:** November 23, 2006, 01:08:12 AM »

I guess everyone Ran out of BS

RKS

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #81 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:03:27 AM »

I think England will win the Ashes.

mcpuffett · « **Reply #82 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:11:10 AM »

Australia won't

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:11:59 AM »

i already won the ashes, cleaned out the fireplace the other day

heehee

RKS

dusterdude · « **Reply #84 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:22:26 AM »

the detroit lions will win the super bowl

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #85 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:28:55 PM »

Richard and Dusty just got an exclusive 5 year, 7 figure contract modelling underwear for Calvin Klien.

my78k · « **Reply #86 on:** November 24, 2006, 04:47:12 PM »

Sorry guys... the only BS I could think up was that this was a worth while topic! Ouch...that hurt!

Dennis

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 24, 2006, 10:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on November 24, 2006, 03:28:55 PM

Richard and Dusty just got an exclusive 5 year, 7 figure contract modelling underwear for Calvin Klien.

yes didnt you hear, they started a big and tall line, along with Abercrombi & Fitch we got that contract too

RKS

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #88 on:** November 25, 2006, 03:53:51 AM »

I really think England has got a chance in the Ashes series................

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #89 on:** November 25, 2006, 09:01:26 AM »

I really dont know anything about the ashes except there are crickets involved, I wonder what they do with them

RKS

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #90 on:** November 25, 2006, 03:57:49 PM »

I reckon England has got a really good chance of kicking Oz's butt today!

ic455 · « **Reply #91 on:** November 25, 2006, 06:32:37 PM »

Was offered $5K for my 750, had to refuse, though, cuz the guy wanted to turn it into a chopper. He then offered $7K and I still said no. Told him I couldn't sell it if I knew he'd butcher it, not at any price.

cb350twin · « **Reply #92 on:** November 25, 2006, 06:39:43 PM »

I did a wheelie and fliped over on my back with the bike on top of me. sorta hurt...

ic455 · « **Reply #93 on:** November 25, 2006, 06:46:22 PM »

that almost happened to me, but when the bike flipped I did a Matrix and wound up standing on top of it

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #94 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:32:34 AM »

Quote from: ic455 on November 25, 2006, 06:46:22 PM

that almost happened to me, but when the bike flipped I did a Matrix and wound up standing on top of it

My bike is so powerful, I had to fit a 6 foot long wheelie bar just to stop that from happening, I've got so much titanium in me now from all my stunt injuries, that I have to take my X Rays with me to the airport when I fly, just so i can get thru the metal detectors!

74cb750 · « **Reply #95 on:** November 26, 2006, 03:43:23 AM »

I have a 1974 CB750 that runs beautifully, with no stalling and is ready to go on the first kick. It is so easy to start that I threw away the starter and starter button.
The paint job I had done on it for a mere $200 looked so good, that I am not even thinking of having it redone.
I have replaced all nuts and bolts with titanium, stainless steel or gold plating to match the colors of the tank and sidecovers, and am the envy of most Honda owners.
This machine is so highly polished that rain will not even fall on it. The rRIAN (rain-rejector induction/deduction and negative-fieldwave) installation was so easy even a caveman could do it.
peace,
michel

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #96 on:** November 26, 2006, 05:25:21 AM »

As Cave men Terry and I are offended by that remark

RKS

Rocking-M · « **Reply #97 on:** November 26, 2006, 05:50:12 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on November 26, 2006, 01:32:34 AM

Quote from: ic455 on November 25, 2006, 06:46:22 PM
that almost happened to me, but when the bike flipped I did a Matrix and wound up standing on top of it

My bike is so powerful, I had to fit a 6 foot long wheelie bar just to stop that from happening, I've got so much titanium in me now from all my stunt injuries, that I have to take my X Rays with me to the airport when I fly, just so i can get thru the metal detectors!

You will no longer be able to fly. I have tolerated so many of your jabs that I have finally had enough.
I contacted our homeland security and told them that you were really a member of Ali-kinda
and that those rods in your bones were really pipe bombs. They in turn told the Jews who run
all things in the world. And I have been assured that you will never set foot on an airplane again.
Now I am happy knowing that your jabs will now just be the shouts for help and understanding
from an aboriginal stuck in the outback. In otherwords, I can pretty much ignore you.

mrblasty · « **Reply #98 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:20:12 PM »

One day I was walking along the alley and I found this overgrowth of black berries with something shiny glimmering from inside, with my bare hands I set to removing the thicket. After an hour or so I noticed what looked like a headlight staring out at me so I keep tearing at the bush and noticed a set of handle bars and the rest of the bike slowly emerged, by this time I had noticed a small scratch on my forearm. After another three hours of ripping into this damned shrub I've got the bike out, the bike is in near perfect condition so I jump on it yank the choke and hit the starter button VROOM it's running. Wow I said to myself kicked it into first and drove it around for a few hours.
The next day, trying not to trip over the uneven gold brick side walk that leads out from my front door I go to the bike and flip the seat up, open the document box and wouldn't you know the title was in there and it was signed by the former owner, after changing ownership to my name I put the bike up for sale on EBAY and the damned thing sold for 15 grand, I think the sand cast tire on the front wheel and the sand cast handle bar grips had something to do with the high selling price.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #99 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:31:54 PM »

haha

rks

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