Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 103276 times)

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #600 on:** June 17, 2016, 03:44:52 AM »

After riding my bike to work each morning in -3 deg C weather, I drove my car home from Canberra to Melbourne today (400 miles) in pissing rain. I know that my friends on the other side of the world are enjoying the warmer weather now, and that makes me feel good. I wish it could be cold and wet and fcuking miserable here all year round, just so my fcuking friends on the other fcuking side of the fcuking world can have a couple of months of half decent fcuking weather!

evanphi · « **Reply #601 on:** June 17, 2016, 05:20:09 AM »

We're finally "warming up" here on the east coast of canada... Going to reach 20C this afternoon. Finally...

Wait this is the BS post...

IT IS WARM ALL THE TIME AND I GET TO RIDE EVERY DAY BECAUSE IT IS SO WARM.

Stev-o · « **Reply #602 on:** June 17, 2016, 06:24:40 AM »

It's going to be 97 here today [no BS]

I love it stinkin hot cuz I love to sweat like a pig! Nothing better than workin on your bike with the sweat dripping on the bike, makes cleaning it much easier!

trueblue · « **Reply #603 on:** June 17, 2016, 06:49:58 AM »

Quote from: evanphi on June 17, 2016, 05:20:09 AM

We're finally "warming up" here on the east coast of canada... Going to reach 20C this afternoon. Finally...

Wait this is the BS post...

IT IS WARM ALL THE TIME AND I GET TO RIDE EVERY DAY BECAUSE IT IS SO WARM.

Does it help if I tell you we are in Winter here and we are heading for 26C tomorrow, which is about average for this time of year. No BS.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #604 on:** June 17, 2016, 10:41:57 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on June 17, 2016, 06:24:40 AM

It's going to be 97 here today [no BS]

I love it stinkin hot cuz I love to sweat like a pig! Nothing better than workin on your bike with the sweat dripping on the bike, makes cleaning it much easier!

Blood, Sweat, & Beer is the gas monkey motto!

74cb750 · « **Reply #605 on:** June 17, 2016, 07:45:56 PM »

I finally took the studs off my motorcycle tires as the ice and mud have finally gone.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #606 on:** June 18, 2016, 09:12:39 AM »

Was successful in getting in line for a custom order in on the Ford GT...can't wait for it to arrive.

MoMo · « **Reply #607 on:** June 18, 2016, 09:13:46 AM »

Quote from: RAF122S on June 18, 2016, 09:12:39 AM

Was successful in getting in line for a custom order in on the Ford GT...can't wait for it to arrive.

congrats David

74cb750 · « **Reply #608 on:** June 20, 2016, 02:29:31 AM »

My body is not sore after waking at 4:30am to drive 200+ miles and referee in 6 soccer games starting at 8:am and finishing at 6pm. I feel fine. Really, I always used to limp and not be able to straighten my back fully. $:-\$

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #609 on:** June 20, 2016, 11:37:05 AM »

I found that brass guide nut I lost!

In my mailbox.

vfourfreak · « **Reply #610 on:** June 20, 2016, 02:42:32 PM »

My ex finally broke down and admitted it was all her fault and she was really sorry.

I graciously accepted her apology.

Hmmm

Kev

74cb750 · « **Reply #611 on:** June 20, 2016, 06:40:20 PM »

Unlike Terry,
I no longer drink whiskley because I can't vene spell it. I have matured and graduated to Mescal/Tequila or something with a worm bkz I like to get protein with my alcohol consumption.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #612 on:** June 20, 2016, 11:53:31 PM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on June 20, 2016, 06:40:20 PM

Unlike Terry,
I no longer drink whiskley because I can't vene spell it. I have matured and graduated to Mescal/Tequila or something with a worm bkz I like to get protein with my alcohol consumption.

I laugh at folks who drink alkyhole with frickin' worms in it Michel, if you want booze with protein in it, why not just buy a jug of beer and shove a dead rat in it like I do? It tastes like sh1t, but hey, I never liked beer that much any way.............

Hush · « **Reply #613 on:** June 21, 2016, 12:13:55 AM »

Then there was this one time at Band Camp......

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #614 on:** June 21, 2016, 12:32:20 AM »

Ha ha, just to step into reality for a moment, I was chatting to a cute airforce chick, who was telling me that when she was younger she was a nerd, she played French Horn (I ignored that one....) in her school band, so I asked her if she'd been to Band Camp, and she said yes, she went every year, and I was chuckling inwardly thinking that she didn't know what I was talking about, until she said, "and it was just like in the movie", and gave me a wink.....

74cb750 · « **Reply #615 on:** June 21, 2016, 02:32:42 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 21, 2016, 12:32:20 AM

Ha ha, just to step into reality for a moment, I was chatting to a cute airforce chick, who was telling me that when she was younger she was a nerd, she played French Horn (I ignored that one....) in her school band, so I asked her if she'd been to Band Camp, and she said yes, she went every year, and I was chuckling inwardly thinking that she didn't know what I was talking about, until she said, "and it was just like in the movie", and gave me a wink.....

Damn! another Aussie/Kiwi thing that went right over my head. I'm confused about the reference.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #616 on:** June 21, 2016, 04:57:23 AM »

It's from a movie called "American Pie" Michel, I'm surprised you haven't seen it. it's one of the greatest movies ever made, and won several well earned Oscars..............

evanphi · « **Reply #617 on:** June 21, 2016, 05:15:37 AM »

I've played in many bands and orchestras. Playing in an army band right now. Music girls are just like the movie. Seriously.

74cb750 · « **Reply #618 on:** June 25, 2016, 06:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 21, 2016, 04:57:23 AM

It's from a movie called "American Pie" Michel, I'm surprised you haven't seen it. it's one of the greatest movies ever made, and won several well earned Oscars..............

This IS the BS thread so I am legally unable to refute the above statement. & no I never did see it. I think I was washing my hair that week.
michel

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #619 on:** June 26, 2016, 02:10:25 AM »

Fcuking hell mate, how much fcuking hair have you got? But anyway, if you say you have that much hair that it takes a week to wash it, who am I to question you, your majesty?

I tell you what, I've had this tablet/keyboard combo for a couple of months now, and I just love it! There's nothing better than re-reading every fcuking post and typing in all the letters that the fcuking keyboard decided not to include first time out. Toshiba computers are not POS!

74cb750 · « **Reply #620 on:** June 27, 2016, 06:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 26, 2016, 02:10:25 AM

Fcuking hell mate, how much fcuking hair have you got? But anyway, if you say you have that much hair that it takes a week to wash it, who am I to question you, your majesty?

I tell you what, I've had this tablet/keyboard combo for a couple of months now, and I just love it! There's nothing better than re-reading every fcuking post and typing in all the letters that the fcuking keyboard decided not to include first time out. Toshiba computers are not POS!

Toshiba? Are they real? Thought they were just a front company that took $ for crap stuff that someone else actually made.

74cb750 · « **Reply #621 on:** June 27, 2016, 06:45:56 AM »

I love having only standard shift cars.
It is so much fun pushing in the clutch while your legs are cramping up after refereeing 4 back to back games in 80F+ heat .
Makes me feel like a Real Man to ignore the pain from heat exhausteion and cramped legs.
michel

74cb750 · « **Reply #622 on:** June 27, 2016, 06:47:39 AM »

I love it when people call me/email with minor problems
after I have TOLD them I am on vacation for 3 weeks and I will only reply for emergencies.

Stev-o · « **Reply #623 on:** June 27, 2016, 06:52:47 AM »

I'm so disappointed that I have a 4 day Holiday coming up.
I will so miss going to work.

evanphi · « **Reply #624 on:** June 27, 2016, 07:21:49 AM »

I'm sad to have a 3 day weekend coming up that I will be spending one day riding with vintage bike club and the other at an aquarium with my family.

I'd much rather be at work stuck inside on sunny 20C days.

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Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 103276 times)