Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!

[ken65]

Home alone tonight for the 1st time this year.

 Wife and dort up the coast. Boy wonder having a sleepover at a mates place.

Just me, my beer, my bikes , my music , my arcade machine and  my new just bikes magazine.  I'm already missing them . Woes me.

[mick7504]

The Queen just popped in for a game of cards.
Apparently, she had an appointment with the Prime Minister but she said fcuk it, pass me a stubby of cold piss Mick and shuffle the pack.
Phil was flaked out out on the back seat of the Rolls after he'd hooked into a coupla cones and spewed up his pizza all over the back floor. 

[74cb750]

The Queen just popped in for a game of cards.
Apparently, she had an appointment with the Prime Minister but she said fcuk it, pass me a stubby of cold piss Mick and shuffle the pack.
Phil was flaked out out on the back seat of the Rolls after he'd hooked into a coupla cones and spewed up his pizza all over the back floor. 

Queen? of the Damned?
Really, is there still a qqueen around? What do you all pay her for anyways.?

[Terry in Australia]

The Queen just popped in for a game of cards.
Apparently, she had an appointment with the Prime Minister but she said fcuk it, pass me a stubby of cold piss Mick and shuffle the pack.
Phil was flaked out out on the back seat of the Rolls after he'd hooked into a coupla cones and spewed up his pizza all over the back floor. 

Queen? of the Damned?
Really, is there still a qqueen around? What do you all pay her for anyways.?

We pay her a Brazillion dollero's every year Michel, and sh1t, she's worth every centime. She doesn't earn as much as your queen Donald Trump of course, but Queen Donald has a lot more serfs to rule over than ol' Lizzie.........

[70CB750]

Hussein Obama showed up in our town, had a big meeting and said:

I am sorry, I farked up completely.  I am an incompetent, lazy golf bum and I have no idea what am I doing.

[Terry in Australia]

Hussein Obama showed up in our town, had a big meeting and said:

I am sorry, I farked up completely.  I am an incompetent, lazy golf bum and I have no idea what am I doing.

Then he went on to say that his predecessor, George W Bush was the best president that the US has ever had, was right in invading Iraq and Afghanistan, and the world is a better place for his two terms as "Commander in Chief". Personally, I believe that he was bullsh1tting, but, who knows?

[BomberMann650]

I am so glad to have so many friends that bless my life with their presence.
Imaginary friends, like bloo.

[Terry in Australia]

I am so glad to have so many friends that bless my life with their presence.
Imaginary friends, like bloo.

Nothing wrong with imaginary friends mate, I'm a catholic, so I've got my own posse!

[74cb750]

I have never met a politician that has lied nor done what he says he/she is going to accomplish once they are actually in office.
;-)

[Don R]

 I popped out to get the newspaper before putting on the car show, my buddy was already waiting in the drive. He mentioned it was odd to see me with no hat and had never noticed what a perfect head of hair I still have at my age.

[Terry in Australia]

Well I'm sick. Yep, I've had a lung emptying cough for 10 days now, so fearing the worst I made an appointment to see the doc ($85 fcuking bucks, I felt even worse as I dragged my poor dying body out of the surgery afterwards) to find out what I'm dying of.

Anyway, it turns out that there's nothing much wrong with me, "there's a lot of it going around" apparently. She told me to drink lemon and honey, and I told her no way was I drinking a poofter drink like lemon and fcuking honey, so we compromised and I've now got to drink a glass of Honey Bourbon every hour on the hour until I fall into bed, and I have to take tomorrow off work.

WTF Doc? I can't take tomorrow off work, WTF am I gonna do to fill in a day off sick? I suppose I could have a nice long sleep in until it warms up a bit outside my little apartment, have a nice big breakfast, then go for a therapeutic ride up in the hills until I find a nice little country pub that sells medicinal whiskey for poor sick fcukers like me, but really, I'd much rather be at work, honest I would.............  

[Terry in Australia]

In Melbourne, we have a lot of Asian people, but that's a good thing, because they are the best drivers in the world!

[MoMo]

In Melbourne, we have a lot of Asian people, but that's a good thing, because they are the best drivers in the world!

Oh yeah,  well, the illegal Hispanic workers we have in NJ, PA and DE are the best.  You're stretching the truth Terry...Larry

[Stev-o]

Terry NEVER stretches the truth!

[Terry in Australia]

Fcuk no, I'm as honest as the day is short!

[Terry in Australia]

I'm gonna get out of bed soon, but this medicinal Wild Turkey Honey whiskey in my coffee is making me sleepy, and the weathers crap outside, so no hurry........

[BomberMann650]

Boy, Terry must be really sick if he's on a regiment of wild turkey honey!

[Terry in Australia]

Yes mate, as gruesome as it sounds, I'm so ill I can't taste it, but it seems to be working fine.....

[Gene]

I miss commuting to and from my work in an automobile - 1 to 1-1/2 hours each way in stop-and-go traffic. It made for some wonderful self-reflection time.

[Terry in Australia]

I'm sitting here in a defence logistics seminar that will go all afternoon. Even though I didn't ask to attend, I know it's for my benefit, and I'm really going to enjoy it!

[vfourfreak]

I'm shocked upon hearing that famed English band Procol Harum, possibly because they have not had a major hit since "Whiter Shade of Pale" in 1967, have decided to start kidnapping female students in Nigeria. This is perhaps a misguided attempt to boost their revenues as their hits have dried up.

Please go back to making good music and stop this abduction nonsense, I say.

Kev

[martin99]

^^^^^^^^^^
 

[74cb750]

The exhaust gasket on my motorcycle fell off and now it has blistering speed.
(especially when you reach up to feel if the leak is near the exhaust port and pipe,
with the bike running and Opps! touch that hot thingy)
BUt I am so tough that I just shake it off and without swearing, order new parts.

[Terry in Australia]

I was watching Donald Trump on TV waffling on about building a wall to keep out the Mexicans, so I switched over to my favorite Mexican TV news channel, just in time to catch the Mexican president saying that shortly they'll be building a wall to keep Donald Trump out, and it will be worth every peso to keep that fcuking dopey bugger with the world's worst comb-over away from their senorita's ...............  

[mick7504]

Well, I'm gonna have to share a secret weopon that I bought for the Postie Bike.
It's an adjustable gear change lever that the end folds up on if you have to dump the beast when it hits Mach 1.
Now I realise that it's not an ajustable steering damper but surely it must still count because it is adjustable.

The other thing about this adjustable gear change lever that's impressive, is that it also fits the gear change shaft on a 750 Honda.

After all of these years, I didn't realise that you could interchange the gear shift levers with Honda 750's and Postie Bikes.
And that pisses me off.