Topic: A blonde year in review....

[nickjtc]

January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in the typewriter!

March- Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"

April- Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June- Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???

October- I hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December- Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid cell phone!

[Rsnip988]

Sounds accurate, I like


RKS

[Bob Wessner]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens
her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head.
 
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do
it!!!"
 
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next !"

[TheGenuineThing]

 
I'm a brunette so I think it's hysterical!

[hotrod101]

a blonde with 2 brain cells..........pregnant !!!!

[TheGenuineThing]

Blond Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.

 Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... so I did.

 Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town, Cowboy...." And here I am.

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist   

[mrbreeze]

OK...I got the blonde joke Genuine Thing.....I think its time to unload Dick on you....where are you Dick?......Dick?.....Oh yeah...he's getting hitched this weekend but he will be back cause he always comes back to comment on the jokes........every single one of them.

[TheGenuineThing]

Well good, as long as his name is Dick and that's not what he uses for a brain, he probably understands and enjoys a good joke

[Ebrandon]

How does a blonde turn on a light? She opens the car door.

[Rsnip988]

I'm Back to comment indeed

RKS